I googled chuck norris and it said "10 facts about chuck norris" + some obvious facts lindsay hanson brought to my attention
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.... too bad he never cries
When chuck Norris gives you think finger, he's telling you how much time you have left to live.
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I never realized how much Kim resembled Walker. Is he also secretly skilled in the martial arts?
We sat next to Chuck at dinner at Casa Blanca in Mesquite once....He is about 4 feet tall! Kim has him by 2 feet! xoxoxsis
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Sug - you did it again. My favorite post of the week. CHIM BORRIS RULES!
I once saw Chuck Norris too - - we were in Park City and they were filming Walker there. We saw this film crew, and then Walker up on a bluff in his trenchcoat doing a silhouette shot - - pretty sweet, almost brings tears to my eyes.
I've got to add those to the list lindsay. I cant belive i forgot them!
Sug..You are the bomb.com. Just don't ever compare me to anyone. I might be offended. Especially because once Andrew called me to tell me I looked like Tori Spelling. I wanted to strangle him through the phone!!!
Who's Chuck Norris that is Walker Texas Ranger. And don't worry me and Lindsey got a hole summer fulled with marathon on top of Marathon of all the good that walker has done for this country.
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